Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Homecare Humor

Because laughter is the best medicine, the ACS blog is going to take a break from serious topics, and bring you some homecare humor. We've searched all across the web to find the best (and most family-friendly) senior jokes. So here's a funny list of signs that you might be the right age for homecare, from your friends at Accredited Caregiver Specialists.

You know you might be the right age for homecare when:

1) Your back goes out more often than you do.
2) Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
3) At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
4) You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
5) People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
6) Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
7) Happy hour is a nap.
8)Tying one on means fastening your Medic Alert bracelet.
9)You do the hokey pokey and put your left hip out, and it stays out.
10)You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers form a circle and start singing “Kumbaya.”

Happy Holidays everybody!

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